3 reasons why Blair is not Bush’s poodle

“I’m not Bush’s poodle” quoth Blair this morning. He’s dead right - poodles are actually
1. “An elegant-looking dog, often ranked as one of the most intelligent of all breeds”
2. “In 1994 the poodle was ranked as the 5th most popular dog in the world” - Mr Blair might stop killing people for that sort of rating.
3. “Poodles have been known to think (about) and work out situations they encounter.”

See, our (vain) glorious leader is correct about some things.

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