A post just for herebemonsters
I believe black is white…discuss.
UPDATED
Hostilities between herebemonsters and hendrixcat have ceased. It is now safe to go back into the comments box.
I believe black is white…discuss.
UPDATED
Hostilities between herebemonsters and hendrixcat have ceased. It is now safe to go back into the comments box.
February 9th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Well…
February 9th, 2007 at 9:47 am
It’s an arbitrary unit of linguistic deferral. It may well be white.
February 11th, 2007 at 4:30 am
You don’t sound to sure…continue…
February 12th, 2007 at 12:22 am
I reckon it’s time for one of my patented ‘I can’t think of a blessed thing to say but feel obliged to comment’ comments.
Does this mean we all get tea and cookies??
February 12th, 2007 at 4:47 am
ooh, cookies!
February 12th, 2007 at 5:35 am
Well you see I actually did make cookies on Friday night (marmalade and oat) which for a made up recipe turned out ok…But that was on Friday night. Which means that there aren’t any left. Because I’ve already eaten them all. Which means that this morning I’ve started my diet (Again).
So sorry guys - you’re a couple of days late. There’s half a stale baguette and some marmalade though…
February 12th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
‘oh, they cried for shoes ’till they met a man who had no feet…….’
try being named after not one but two prizewinners..his mom, the drunk who abandoned the family for another man, or her mom…the alcoholic street whore who had her kids taken away from her!
I always gave myself a secret name. i have one to this day.
so, see? it could be way worse, youse guys! now stoppit and play nice!
PLUS i had to walk to school six miles each way!
in the snow!
with no feet!
February 12th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Black is white? Are you fucking crazy? Black is a lemon scented version of furredmothgrey.
February 13th, 2007 at 3:38 am
? have I missed something?
February 13th, 2007 at 8:00 am
oo! tea!!
February 13th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
See what you’ve done now bro - FN’s telling us off and it’s all your fault!
Seriously though FN. I agree with you. It could be way way worse than disagreeing over which (perfectly nice, no bad history to either of them) name to use - we’re just genetically programmed to be argumentative and neither of us are ever able to back down. All sorted out now though - (we love each other really).
Sarsparilla. Lemon scented version of furredmothgrey? Sounds good to me.
Frobisher. No not really. Just the usual sibling squabbles.
Sal. Tea? Tea? You don’t comment for months and then you demand tea? Honestly! Ok. virtual cup of earl grey winging it’s way through the interweb to you.
February 13th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Sal, are you mocking me?? I will not be made mock of!
HC: wtf woman? I ask for cookies and get bubkis. He asks for tea and there you go as nice as you please whinging him some tea. well i never.
by the way, how’s life? and how is the real Hendrix Cat?
February 13th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
CB. you got no cookies because I’d et them all already. I did offer you the half a stale baguette and some marmalade I had left and you didn’t exactly rush to take me up on the offer. Sal got tea because I’ve got loads of earl grey (being the only person in the flat that drinks tea) and I need to get rid of it.
Apart from that, life (as the song goes) is good. I know, I’ve been extremely tardy with the emails of late {sorry - it’s not just you, I haven’t emailed anyone for the past couple of months}. I’ve chucked my job (yes - one of those new years resolutions I didn’t make), so I’m now one of the great unemployed/unemployable (or freelance as I prefer to call it), am desperately trying to pull together my portfolio so I’ve got examples of stuff to show people, am a “kept” woman (which means I’ve got to be nice to F - not really)and have finally succumbed to the lure of hair straighteners so for the first time in my life I’ve got shiny hair.
Actually I’m loving it (the no job bit), if a bit scared too. This is the first time since I was 16 that I haven’t had a job (whether self-employed/freelance or gainfully employed) and that feels a bit weird but I’m doing a load of writing, have bought a host of new paints and canvasses and just as soon as I pluck up enough courage will actually paint on the damn things (never used “proper” canvas before - it was always lining paper before) am slowly pulling together a solid (well I think so) portfolio of stuff, have started cooking again and am thinking about ironing clothes that have not been ironed since the first time they were worn. (the nice thing about buying all your clothes on ebay is that you don’t have to iron- you just buy more)
The real Hendrix Cat continues with her 15 year mission to explore new sleep, seek out new beds and places to sleep and to boldly sleep where no cat has slept before. I’m almost half convinced that she is God and the reason she sleeps so much is because that’s when she concentrates on keeping the world spinning.
There you go. Christ it’s amazing the information you’ll get out of me after three glasses of wine!
February 16th, 2007 at 2:29 am
I’ve got sore nipples
February 16th, 2007 at 4:23 am
too much information bro - way too much information…
Change your soap powder to an unbiologial one. Keep using the dead sea salts and moisturise, moisturise moisturise…
Also could be lack of vitamin c and you obviously aren’t taking enough omega’s.
February 16th, 2007 at 10:28 am
oo! sore nipples!
February 16th, 2007 at 10:53 am
don’t encourage him FN. He really doesn’t need it! once we start taking an interest in his nipples…
February 16th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
goatsmilk soap muttered the m cryptically
February 17th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
fuck. whatever it is it’s catching. mine are killing me today. damnit, herebe, you’re contagious!
March 13th, 2007 at 10:40 am
it’s been said.
Not by many chicks mind…
cos newly hatched fledglings don’t speak English
March 13th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
like its taken you over a month to come up with that! Well I feel good about my tax paying for your phud then!