HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEREBEMONSTERS!!!!!!!!!
Herebemonsters is six again today. It’s not often I’m nice to (or indeed about) him but seeing as how its his birthday and seeing as how I didn’t send him a card (still working on it bro) I suppose that I can justify breaking the big sister code and saying something nice about him.
He is wonderful. He hasn’t got a clue just how wonderful he really is (which is probably a blessing because he’d be quite unliveable with if he did) but that just adds to his charm. He’s amazing, he’s fantastic, whenever there is danger he is there… oh hang on that’s dangermouse. Anyway I love him to bits, more than I’d ever tell him but no more than he deserves. To cut a long story short - I think that he is the best brother any sister could ever have. If I ever had to pick a brother out - then he would be the brother I would pick.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEREBEMONSTERS! may this be the year that all your dreams come true and all your nightmares vanish with the dawn
Hxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ps. Mum says the same thing - except obviously she means son instead of brother!

July 25th, 2007 at 9:52 am
happy birthday to someone whose name i consistently misread as heeremonsters! may all your heere monsters go bald and become small and friendly. kind of like newborn mice. maybe not as screebly.
July 25th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
He he.
How much do you think that little eulogy cost?
July 26th, 2007 at 3:43 am
i’m guessing 3 days of hard labor and a bottle of wine.
did i win?
July 30th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
I think you’ve used up your quota of exclamation marks for this year.
July 30th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
FN. Given his lustrous locks maybe heeremonsters isn’t such a bad name.
Herebe. No cost - the first time is always free.
CB. See above. But that’s about the going rate for the eulogies which come afterwards
Wyndam. I did? Bugger. That’s me silent for a while then.
August 22nd, 2007 at 1:43 pm
> which is probably a blessing because he’d be quite unliveable with if he did
too late
> may this be the year that all your dreams come true
oh now, come on, be nice, leave him something for his old age!