HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEREBEMONSTERS!!!!!!!!!

Herebemonsters is six again today. It’s not often I’m nice to (or indeed about) him but seeing as how its his birthday and seeing as how I didn’t send him a card (still working on it bro) I suppose that I can justify breaking the big sister code and saying something nice about him.

He is wonderful. He hasn’t got a clue just how wonderful he really is (which is probably a blessing because he’d be quite unliveable with if he did) but that just adds to his charm. He’s amazing, he’s fantastic, whenever there is danger he is there… oh hang on that’s dangermouse. Anyway I love him to bits, more than I’d ever tell him but no more than he deserves. To cut a long story short - I think that he is the best brother any sister could ever have. If I ever had to pick a brother out - then he would be the brother I would pick.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEREBEMONSTERS! may this be the year that all your dreams come true and all your nightmares vanish with the dawn

Hxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ps. Mum says the same thing - except obviously she means son instead of brother!

6 Responses to “HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEREBEMONSTERS!!!!!!!!!”

  1. FirstNations Says:

    happy birthday to someone whose name i consistently misread as heeremonsters! may all your heere monsters go bald and become small and friendly. kind of like newborn mice. maybe not as screebly.

  2. herebe Says:

    He he.

    How much do you think that little eulogy cost?

  3. Chaucer's Bitch Says:

    i’m guessing 3 days of hard labor and a bottle of wine.

    did i win?

  4. wyndham Says:

    I think you’ve used up your quota of exclamation marks for this year.

  5. helena Says:

    FN. Given his lustrous locks maybe heeremonsters isn’t such a bad name.
    Herebe. No cost - the first time is always free.
    CB. See above. But that’s about the going rate for the eulogies which come afterwards
    Wyndam. I did? Bugger. That’s me silent for a while then.

  6. Saltation Says:

    > which is probably a blessing because he’d be quite unliveable with if he did

    too late

    > may this be the year that all your dreams come true

    oh now, come on, be nice, leave him something for his old age!

Leave a Reply